Frustrated By High Heels

I can wear virtually any type of footwear save for high heels so I’ve never own a pair in my entire life. I know they look great on the feet and it makes the legs look unbelievably sexier, but I never have the patience for them. Besides it being super uncomfortable for me, I also have managed to fall in love with someone shorter than I am by a couple of inches, thus negating the need for the shoes. Further, I think I was made to take growth vitamins while I was little, reason for my distinct (and sometimes annoying, especially if I want to be inconspicuous) height. LOL. I’m joking, mom. I got a growth spurt after I had my menstruation.

Before that I was always in the middle row of class pictures. I sometimes wish I didn’t grow to be this tall. I would have been happiest by a couple of inches shorter. But oh well. You can’t have everything  happen exactly the way you want it, can you? Plus I’m still not losing hope that somewhere, someday, I’d get to rock a pair. Somewhere where everyone is taller. Okay I need to get out of the country for that one. Hee hee.