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CONGRATULATIONS FOR YOUR WINNING PRIZE!!!
Dear Winner,

We happily announce to you the draw of the Sponsorloterij Jackpot and Promotions programs held on the 7th of November 2009 in Almere, Netherlands. Your e-mail address attached to Ticket number: 1001-562-899 with Serial number 6666/05, lottery Ref. number:7743909 and Lucky Number: 745/2002/KH which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category.

You are therefore, been approved to claim a total sum of One Million Euros. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, remember to quote your Ticket number, Lucky number, lottery Ref. number, Serial number, your full names, telephone number and address in all correspondence.

To begin your claim process, you are advised to immediately contact your agent with the details below.

Mr. Williams Peters
TEL: 0031 – 641 449 705
FAX: 0031 – 847 111 492
Email: claimstaats@aol.com

Note:You are advised to keep this winning very confidential until you receive your lump prize in your account or optional cheque issuance to you. This is a protective measure put in place to avoid people applying for your winning fund as we have had cases like this before. Congratulations once more and thank you for being part of our quarterly promotional program.

Yours truly,
Mrs.Colen Van Ken Promotions Coordinator

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Dear Mrs. Colen Van Ken,

Well, congratufuckinglations for finding me. Would you like a cookie? No? Better luck with the next bozo on your list.

Yours truly,
Kaye

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20 Responses

  1. wow ang galing nang response mo sis! pwede ko rin ba yang kopyahin kasi araw2x nalang akong nakaka receive ng ganitong klaseng email scam.

    1. ahhahahah indeed funny and kaka kurlei ahahhaha kokopyahin ko dn yan kaso sa dami ng spammers ko at replyan ko sila isa isa eh sayang oras…i comment ko nlng here :))

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