Nine Words Women Use

I just have to repost this when I read it over Wonder Wifey. SO true. I know you WILL agree after reading the whole length of it:

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up…

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.

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46 Responses

  1. Hi Kaye,

    I love # 8. I think I should say that often without sounding too curt :exclamation: hehehe.

    Yup, I left you a message in your YM the other night. I would prefer to discuss my very “diva-ish” details of my blog over-haul over the email. If you don’t mind lng. May specific requirements kasi ako and I have a type of graphics na gusto like the whimsical stuff. Hirap explain eh but I can refer you to something na nakita ko na talagang gusto ko yung drawings nya.

    I hope you don’t mind sending me a quick buzz. Eto ang email ko msculit@yahoo.com

    Sensya na ha. Medyo fussy lng ako ng konti…konti lng naman… :haha:

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