I just have to repost this when I read it over Wonder Wifey. SO true. I know you WILL agree after reading the whole length of it:
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up…
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).
(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!
(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.
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Hi Kaye,
I love # 8. I think I should say that often without sounding too curt :exclamation: hehehe.
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I hope you don’t mind sending me a quick buzz. Eto ang email ko msculit@yahoo.com
Sensya na ha. Medyo fussy lng ako ng konti…konti lng naman… :haha:
parang imposible ang #8 without sounding maldita. haha
noh? noh? tamang tama ajajajaja
in fairness, your current template looks great!
ito na ba ang template na sinasabi mo niko?ito? ehhehehe
i’m sure she met your expectations, exceeded it, even!
Hahaha. I agree po! Mahirap talaga sabihin ang #8 na parang walang hidden message 😀
this is all sooo true. :)) :nod:
korak! swak na swak!
begeg! tama jud :coffee:
Agree na agree!
i did no.1..totoo talaga..I end the argument by just saying FINE or Ikaw…ikaw bahala..he..he…
ako din! lagi ko un sabi! haha!
ahahah dami nga natin ganyan sinasabi ehehehe
Ako, mas gusto ko yung “whatever” para mapaisip talaga ang kausap ko. Hahaha
sometimes si hubby din ang five minutes nagiging one hour when he’s playing Sudden Attack..LOL!
nako e si biboy din. five minutes na lang (habang kumakain). takaw un e haha
hahaha example ba talaga si biboy LOL
i said “nothing” when I don’t want further discussion or I’m tired…
oo pag pagod na, kibit balikat na lng hihi
ganun dba?gnaun tayo ahahaha
so true talaga tong list mo marce about what women usually says and what they really means esp. no.6..he..he…
oo lalo pag may matching taas ng kilay haha
ahahahah pwde dalwang kilay
mahirap talaga espelinging ang mga babae…
kahit naman mga boys. hihi
i second the motion ahahaha
yung number four, parang nangdedare lng yan e haha
ahahahah di ko 😥 alam yan niko ha ahahah
sa number five, mas malakas ang sigh, mas seryoso un. hihi
sigh talaga ano ba yan sa tagalog? kibit-balikat? ehehehe
Hindi ko rin alam ano ang tagalog ng sigh. Napaisip tuloy ako 🙂
natawa ako ng malakas sa thank you. so true! wahahahaha
ako din super ahahaha 😆
Hehehe. Lahat talaga tayo naka-relate oh!
un last, tama naman un. nakakapagod kasi pag paulit-ulit. di tayo nlng gumawa. hahahah
Hahaha. 🙂 Parang may pinariringgan oh. Agree! Tama to!
wahahahahah grabe! sis Kaye, ive read this somewheree ahahha
I think I also read this from TristanCafe. 🙂 Forum site rin yun!
#5 is what commonly use hahaha! but this are all true. =D
korek
this is an amusing post from K. 🙂
ahahahahha this is cool Kaye!!! AHAHAHHA NAKA RELATE AKO NG HUSTO!
Hahaha. Ako rin! I was laughing the whole time while reading the post!
Go Ahead is truly not a permission! LOL!
TAMA!!